Briefing
Rejoice: Jerkmate Ranked is real! All the hilarious user-generated content has inspired Jerky to make one more fantasy come true. Play the Jerkmate Ranked game to reach the highest ranks of fapping mastery. Will you be the next Grandmaster Baiter, or should you bear the Bronze Beater title forever? Your destiny (and hopefully something else) is now in your hands!
Jerkmate Ranked is more than an Internet trend. It’s a statement for all jerkers, fappers, wankers, gooners, edgers and meat beaters worldwide. United, we stand firm! Let’s honor Jerky, our universal symbol of sexual freedom, inclusiveness and diversity. Flaunt your Jerkmate rank like an honor badge because it is. Good luck, and may the nuts be with you.
Summary
Rejoice: Jerkmate Ranked is real! All the hilarious user-generated content has inspired Jerky to make one more fantasy come true. Play the Jerkmate Ranked game to reach the highest ranks of fapping mastery. Will you be the next Grandmaster Baiter, or should you bear the Bronze Beater title forever? Your destiny (and hopefully something else) is now in your hands! Jerkmate Ranked is more than an Internet trend. It’s a statement for all jerkers, fappers, wankers, gooners, edgers and meat beaters worldwide. United, we stand firm! Let’s honor Jerky, our universal symbol of sexual freedom, inclusiveness and diversity. Flaunt your Jerkmate rank like an honor badge because it is. Good luck, and may the nuts be with you.
