This Is Why We Don’t Play Golf

Adventure, Indie Hmph. Studios December 16, 2025

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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every ‘I got it!’ is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun… probably.

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

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IGDB ID: 371932
Status: Released
First Release: December 16, 2025
Release Dates: Dec 16, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))
Additional Websites: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3811890/This_Is_Why_We_Dont_Play_Golf/ https://discord.gg/6f49qMpDg5

Genres Adventure, Indie

Platforms PC (Microsoft Windows)

Developers Hmph. Studios

Publishers Hmph. Studios

Perspectives Side view

Status Main Game